I have some bad news, fellow humans: none of us is getting out of this life alive, and nothing can erase your crimes against nature. I say that because, as it turns out, dying (and being disposed of after death) is pretty bad for the environment. Great.
As it stands, I know of two ways I could lay my mortal remains to rest: traditional burial in a wood or metal coffin (in a designated burial plot) and cremation. These methods are the most traditional and most popularly employed by the United States’ recently deceased. Unfortunately, these methods have serious environmental repercussions. Fortunately for us, there’s such a thing as ‘green’ and eco-friendly burials.
First of all, what even is a “green” burial?
As defined by the Green Burial Council, a “green” burial is one where “bodies are respectfully cared for in a way that minimally impacts the environment.” This means, among other things, bodies are not embalmed before they are laid to rest and only non-toxic, biodegradable urns, coffins and shrouds can be used as vessels. Instead of having a designated burial plot in a standard cemetery, bodies are buried on land that is allowed to grow and return to nature.
Before we press on, let me just say this: I’m not here to tell you how to live your after-life. Whatever you choose to do with yourself after you shuffle off this mortal coil is up to you, your beliefs and your loved ones.