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Not sure how to show someone how you feel?

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Paperman, Walt Disney Animation Studios

Heifer's love matrix
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Are you wanting to express your love this Valentine’s Day, but feeling weird about being cliché or consumeristic? We may have a solution for you.  Is a Heifer gift unconventional for Valentine’s Day? Yes. But 79% of Americans have said they would rather have a charitable gift given in their name than receive something material, so maybe this is one of those it’s-so-crazy-it-just-might-work occasions! 

So if you’re feeling a little counter-cultural, we’ve plotted our gifts according to what you want to express this Valentine’s Day:

The Birds and the Bees

The gift of honeybees, chicks, ducklings or goslings are all adorable ways to say, "I love you." Give if you're looking for this reaction:

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Definitely Dating

Sheep and rabbits are perfect if you're looking for a cuddle or a kiss!

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Bambi, Walt Disney Animation Studios
 
It’s Complicated 

Confused about an ambiguous romantic entanglement? Giving a llama is a way to say, “I don’t understand what we are.”
 

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Gentlemen Broncos, 20th Century Fox 

Friends and Family

Valentine's Day doesn't have to be all about romantic love! Say “You’re awesome" with a goat, because goats are awesome. Got a friend who’s going through a break up? Give a school of fish to say, “Don’t worry, there are plenty of fish in the sea.”
 

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The Little Mermaid, Walt Disney Animation Studios

Soon-To-Be Exes

Not sure how to break up with someone? Give them a pig or heifer and write in the card, “This reminded me of you.”

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Community, NBC

Valentine's Day Haters

Last but not least, the water buffalo are here for the Valentine’s Day haters. Giving a water buffalo is sure to put a damper on things and let everyone know how serious you are—it says, “This holiday is contrived. Hunger and poverty are real.” 

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True Detective, HBO

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